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Post by twitter on Jan 5, 2020 3:13:45 GMT -5
Inside sources from the Buffalo Sabres are confirming that Mogilny is responsible for the deaths of 20 people in the Soviet Union thus far this post-season. We asked no further questions, and moved away quickly and quietly.
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Post by twitter on Jan 5, 2020 3:15:10 GMT -5
After repeatedly begging us for an interview, Bob McKenzie has began DM-spamming us info we did not ask for. He wanted to report that many teams have asked for scouting reports. He also predicts that most players in the 1991 draft "will be busts".
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Post by twitter on Jan 5, 2020 3:16:52 GMT -5
It appears as though the Vancouver Canucks are content with the course of action the team is on, and plan on building slowly and confidently through the draft.
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Post by twitter on Jan 5, 2020 3:17:10 GMT -5
The Pittsburgh Penguins are looking to move more picks. This year, next year, all years, apparently.
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Post by twitter on Jan 5, 2020 3:19:28 GMT -5
The league administrative offices have informed us that actions are being taken to fill the vacant teams in the league, and that a discussion of No-GM trades will no longer be required. Over the past 24 hours, the xx - Donald J. Trump and the San Jose Sharks have been filled. We look forward to the final stages of this action, which will see the Bruins and Flyers find homes as well.
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Post by Vancouver Canucks on Jan 5, 2020 20:31:18 GMT -5
Inside sources from the Buffalo Sabres are confirming that Mogilny is responsible for the deaths of 20 people in the Soviet Union thus far this post-season. We asked no further questions, and moved away quickly and quietly. IM DEAD !! HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Edmonton Oilers on Jan 5, 2020 23:55:30 GMT -5
Oh my.
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Post by twitter on Jan 8, 2020 0:05:29 GMT -5
Mark Messier talks are RED HOT right now, with several negotiations running deep. Odds look good that Mark will be moving by the end of the week!
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Post by twitter on Jan 9, 2020 18:21:34 GMT -5
1st overall pick has been TRADED! Official! Pending official!
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Post by twitter on Jan 11, 2020 5:29:50 GMT -5
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Post by twitter on Jan 11, 2020 5:31:20 GMT -5
The Toronto Maple Leafs are hoping their team is no longer "a giant steaming pile of rat feces". Unsure what prompted this communique...
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Post by twitter on Jan 11, 2020 5:32:12 GMT -5
twitter's account has been suspending for 7 days. Stay tuned for future updates.
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Post by Pittsburgh Penguins on Jan 11, 2020 22:05:20 GMT -5
wait what?? why is twitter suspended??
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Post by XX - Kruze - XX on Jan 11, 2020 23:41:26 GMT -5
@lakings: That's ok... @ twitter sucks anyway. #Eklund #e5
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Post by twitter on Apr 27, 2021 20:12:45 GMT -5
Do new teams mean division and conference re-alignments? Inside sources say "STAY TUNED!" So I guess we will have to...stay tuned!
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