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Post by XX - Kruze - XX on Dec 12, 2019 21:37:12 GMT -5
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Post by twitter on Dec 12, 2019 22:16:18 GMT -5
Reports out of Minnesota indicate the Minnesota Wild are looking to part with a goaltender, as they have "mad depth" going on there.
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Post by twitter on Dec 12, 2019 22:17:39 GMT -5
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Post by twitter on Dec 12, 2019 22:19:26 GMT -5
Ottawa Senators are low on picks. No reports that they are looking to add more, so team could have rocky future. Insiders also say Latvian stars are trying to find ways to flock to St. Louis. GM cited as "Most Latvian-friendly GM in NHL".
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Post by twitter on Dec 12, 2019 22:33:57 GMT -5
Detroit Red Wings want to add Igor Larionov or anyone "born red". Whatever that means.
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Post by twitter on Dec 13, 2019 1:43:08 GMT -5
Word out of Manitoba is anyone on the XX - Former Jets - XX can go. (As long as they were not born in Finland). Does that count as racism? Our HR team says no.
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Post by twitter on Dec 14, 2019 5:46:41 GMT -5
Sports Law Monthly is reporting that twitter has filed a restraining order against Bob McKenzie. Possible causes rumoured to be harassment, strange ramblings about broadcast rights, and penis pictures.
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Post by twitter on Dec 14, 2019 5:48:15 GMT -5
Murmurs out of Pennsylvania say the Penguins ownership is growing concerned about the GM situation in Pittsburgh. One critic said XX - viperousperky - XX GM won't even start "watching hockey until 2005" and that he "doesn't know most of these players." Troubling times.
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Post by twitter on Dec 14, 2019 5:50:18 GMT -5
The GM of the XX - Former Blackhawks - XX confirmed reports that the team will be moving back to Chicago now, and they have "thoroughly enjoyed" their time in Jakecago. They wish the city of Jakecago the best.
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Post by twitter on Dec 14, 2019 5:52:26 GMT -5
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Post by twitter on Dec 14, 2019 5:53:37 GMT -5
twitter offered a team by Gary Bettman. twitter declines, but posts a fake news story about it, which is shared millions of times worldwide without a single fact-check.
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Post by twitter on Dec 14, 2019 5:55:21 GMT -5
Everyone in and around DC are feeling like self-proclaimed "Duck", the GM of the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim has, "no idea what he is doing," and "routinely quacks in the office while trying to photocopy his tonsils".
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Post by twitter on Dec 16, 2019 0:38:19 GMT -5
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Post by Pittsburgh Penguins on Dec 18, 2019 2:51:50 GMT -5
some of these are strange.
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Post by twitter on Dec 18, 2019 4:15:52 GMT -5
New Pittsburgh Penguins GM is listening to everything. But maybe not for the guy everyone wants? Time will tell, because our sources didn't.
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