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Post by xx - Gary Bettman on Aug 26, 2022 6:18:27 GMT -5
Welcome to Bettman's Bombshells - real life information about your favorite players that I have collected over the years as the commissioner. Tune in to learn more fun facts about the all stars of the league. Fact #1: xx - Steve Yzerman cannot parallel park. |
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Post by xx - Gary Bettman on Aug 26, 2022 6:19:18 GMT -5
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Post by xx - Gary Bettman on Aug 26, 2022 6:20:02 GMT -5
Fact #3: xx - Steve Yzerman still orders Mac 'n' Cheese at every fancy restaurant he visits. |
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Post by xx - Gary Bettman on Aug 26, 2022 6:36:18 GMT -5
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Post by xx - Gary Bettman on Aug 26, 2022 6:40:10 GMT -5
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Post by xx - Gary Bettman on Aug 26, 2022 7:03:41 GMT -5
Fact #6: xx - Steve Yzerman is banned from 2 states, 9 bars, and 3 Eastern European countries |
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Post by Colorado Avalanche on Aug 26, 2022 7:19:23 GMT -5
Welcome to Bettman's Bombshells - real life information about Steve Yzerman that I have collected over the years as the commissioner. Tune in to learn more fun facts about Steve Yzerman. I fixed it for you. |
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Post by xx - Steve Yzerman on Aug 26, 2022 7:24:26 GMT -5
The people like me more than you, Gary. That is all that matters.
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Post by xx - Gary Bettman on Aug 26, 2022 7:26:08 GMT -5
The people like me more than you, Gary. That is all that matters. Fact #7: Most players in the league pretend to like xx - Steve Yzerman so they don't hurt his feelings. |
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Post by xx - Gary Bettman on Aug 26, 2022 7:29:25 GMT -5
Welcome to Bettman's Bombshells - real life information about Steve Yzerman that I have collected over the years as the commissioner. Tune in to learn more fun facts about Steve Yzerman. I fixed it for you. Fact #8: Multiple Colorado Avalanche players have tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. No word yet why so many needed Viagra - rumors claim it might have to do with this. |
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Post by xx - Steve Yzerman on Aug 26, 2022 7:34:30 GMT -5
The people like me more than you, Gary. That is all that matters. Fact #7: Most players in the league pretend to like xx - Steve Yzerman so they don't hurt his feelings. Fact 9:  |
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Post by xx - Gary Bettman on Aug 26, 2022 7:34:31 GMT -5
Fact #9: Joe Sakic believes aliens live on the moon and use magnets to control the tides
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Post by xx - Gary Bettman on Aug 26, 2022 7:39:00 GMT -5
Fact #10: Joe Sakic still has to hold up "L"s with his hands to figure out which one is his right and which one is his left.
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Post by xx - Steve Yzerman on Aug 26, 2022 7:40:25 GMT -5
Gary Bettman pees sitting down. NO MATTER THE OCCASION.
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Post by xx - Gary Bettman on Aug 26, 2022 7:48:24 GMT -5
Fact #11: Joe Sakic still doesn't know what constitutes an offside penalty.
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