Red Wings Hire Yzerman

[Detroit Red Wings]

Steve Yzerman: I'm happy to announce I've signed with the Detroit Red Wings as their new head coach. I look forward to next season and interacting with the team.

[xx - Steve Yzerman]

Happy to be here!

[xx - Gary Bettman]

You aren't there.

[xx - Steve Yzerman]

Aug 25, 2022 13:52:19 GMT -5 xx - Gary Bettman said:

You aren't there.

Fuck you Gary, nobody likes your bitchass

[xx - Gary Bettman]

Aug 25, 2022 13:52:55 GMT -5 xx - Steve Yzerman said:

Aug 25, 2022 13:52:19 GMT -5 xx - Gary Bettman said:

You aren't there.

Fuck you Gary, nobody likes your bitch's ass

20 game suspension without pay for backchat to the commissioner vulgarly regarding his wife.

[xx - Steve Yzerman]

Aug 25, 2022 13:53:38 GMT -5 xx - Gary Bettman said:

Aug 25, 2022 13:52:55 GMT -5 xx - Steve Yzerman said:

Fuck you Gary, nobody likes your bitch's ass

20 game suspension without pay for backchat to the commissioner vulgarly regarding his wife.

Sorry, you misunderstood me. I love your wife's ass, especially when I'm hitting it from behind. 

[xx - Gary Bettman]

Aug 25, 2022 13:54:12 GMT -5 xx - Steve Yzerman said:

Aug 25, 2022 13:53:38 GMT -5 xx - Gary Bettman said:

20 game suspension without pay for backchat to the commissioner vulgarly regarding his wife.

Sorry, you misunderstood me. I love your wife's ass, especially when I'm staring at it from behind a tree.

20 more games suspension for being an all around perv.

[xx - Steve Yzerman]

Aug 25, 2022 13:55:52 GMT -5 xx - Gary Bettman said:

Aug 25, 2022 13:54:12 GMT -5 xx - Steve Yzerman said:

Sorry, you misunderstood me. I love your wife's ass, especially when I'm staring at it from behind a tree.

20 more games suspension for being an all around perv.

You don't even work here anymore. You were fired in 1994 and replaced with Mike.