TSN: Maggie the Monkey Predictions
Jan 3, 2020 12:27:53 GMT -5
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Post by Bob McKenzie on Jan 3, 2020 12:27:53 GMT -5
It's playoff time, and that's means we need to do some predictions or some shit like that.
Anyways, where's Maggie... Maggie? Maggie?
No matter, we found a new Maggie.
1.
vs. 4. 
Who will win? Let's give Maggie 2 a Call.
Prediction:
2.
vs. 3. 
Who will be crowned king of the round? Maggie 2!
Prediction:
1.
vs. 4. 
Will the fluid slay the plane? Maggie Bo Jaggie 2!
Prediction:
2.
vs. 3. 
Does the flame burn the kingdle, or the kingdle feed the flame? Oh yeah. Maggie 2?!
Prediction:
1.
vs. 4. 
Are there such things as Canadian Buffalos? OF COURSE NOT. Maggie 2 Baby, Do this one right!
Prediction:
2.
vs. 3. 
What wins in a fight, a Whale or a Bear? Or are they just fishermen? Can a fisherman fight a bear? What is a Bruin? Maggie 2!
Prediction:
1.
vs. 4. 
Uh... someone that goes to capitals and is fighting a, uh, forest ranger or something? Fuck I have no idea. Maggie 2, solve this for me! Consult the other Maggies!
Prediction:
2.
vs. 3. 
A devil, but devils can't fly, but can the flyers fly over the devils and deliver too many flyers that they get completely buried in them? Let's find out. Maggie 2!
Prediction:
There we have it! And don't worry about contacting PETA. We made sure that Maggie 2 was paid mightily for her time.
Anyways, where's Maggie... Maggie? Maggie?
No matter, we found a new Maggie.
1.
vs. 4. Who will win? Let's give Maggie 2 a Call.
Prediction:
2.
vs. 3. Who will be crowned king of the round? Maggie 2!
Prediction:
1.
vs. 4. Will the fluid slay the plane? Maggie Bo Jaggie 2!
Prediction:
2.
vs. 3. Does the flame burn the kingdle, or the kingdle feed the flame? Oh yeah. Maggie 2?!
Prediction:
1.
vs. 4. Are there such things as Canadian Buffalos? OF COURSE NOT. Maggie 2 Baby, Do this one right!
Prediction:
2.
vs. 3. What wins in a fight, a Whale or a Bear? Or are they just fishermen? Can a fisherman fight a bear? What is a Bruin? Maggie 2!
Prediction:
1.
vs. 4. Uh... someone that goes to capitals and is fighting a, uh, forest ranger or something? Fuck I have no idea. Maggie 2, solve this for me! Consult the other Maggies!
Prediction:
2.
vs. 3. A devil, but devils can't fly, but can the flyers fly over the devils and deliver too many flyers that they get completely buried in them? Let's find out. Maggie 2!
Prediction:
There we have it! And don't worry about contacting PETA. We made sure that Maggie 2 was paid mightily for her time.
