Leafies, Oil People and Quack Attacks

[Mighty Ducks of Anaheim]

To

Darcy Tucker 82 F 12 YR (From EDM)
Tie Domi 80 F 8 YR (From EDM)
Chris Simon 80 F 10 YR (From EDM)
2nd 2001
2nd 2002

To

Scott Niedermayer 93 D 12 YR (From EDM)
Mikael Renberg 83 F 6 YR (From TML)
Guy Hebert 81 G 3 YR (From EDM)
Dmitri Kalinin 81 D 11 YR (From TML)
Bret Hedican 80 D 11 YR (From TML)
2009 1st (From EDM)

To

Jaromir Jagr 95 F 20 YR (From WSH)
Magnus Arvedson 81 F 6 YR (From WSH)
Steve Chiasson 81 D 1 YR (From WSH)
PJ Axelsson 80 F 11 YR (From TML)
Ivan Novoseltsev 78 F YR 5 (From TML)
Zdeno Ciger 78 F 4 YR (From TML)

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Trades:

Mikael Renberg 83 F 6 YR (From TML)
Dmitri Kalinin 81 D 11 YR (From TML)
Bret Hedican 80 D 11 YR (From TML)
PJ Axelsson 80 F 11 YR (From TML)
Ivan Novoseltsev 78 F YR 5 (From TML)
Zdeno Ciger 78 F 4 YR (From TML)

Receives:

Darcy Tucker 82 F 12 YR (From EDM)
Tie Domi 80 F 8 YR (From EDM)
Chris Simon 80 F 10 YR (From EDM)
2nd 2001
2nd 2002

Trades:

Scott Niedermayer 93 D 12 YR (From EDM)
Darcy Tucker 82 F 12 YR (From EDM)
Tie Domi 80 F 8 YR (From EDM)
Chris Simon 80 F 10 YR (From EDM)
Guy Hebert 81 G 3 YR (From EDM)
2009 1st (From EDM)

Receives:

Jaromir Jagr 95 F 20 YR (From WSH)
Magnus Arvedson 81 F 6 YR (From WSH)
Steve Chiasson 81 D 1 YR (From WSH)
PJ Axelsson 80 F 11 YR (From TML)
Ivan Novoseltsev 78 F YR 5 (From TML)
Zdeno Ciger 78 F 4 YR (From TML)

Trades:

Jaromir Jagr 95 F 20 YR (From WSH)
Magnus Arvedson 81 F 6 YR (From WSH)
Steve Chiasson 81 D 1 YR (From WSH)
2nd 2001
2nd 2002

Receives:

Scott Niedermayer 93 D 12 YR (From EDM)
Mikael Renberg 83 F 6 YR (From TML)
Guy Hebert 81 G 3 YR (From EDM)
Dmitri Kalinin 81 D 11 YR (From TML)
Bret Hedican 80 D 11 YR (From TML)
2009 1st (From EDM)

Accept.

[Mighty Ducks of Anaheim]

Edmonton Oilers Toronto Maple Leafs com get it bitchs

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

Accepted

[Edmonton Oilers]

because i have not slept and i feel sleep-drunk, this is the most uncomfortable I think I have ever felt doing a trade. I feel Leafs bullied me into this and I will regret it.

As such, I accept, and look forward to sober Justin having to clean up this fucking mess that I know I am making.


Welcome to line 1, Greg De Vries.

Fuck.

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

hey man, you got fucking Jagr, he got Niedermayer and I got Darcy Tucker. We all scooped that trade.

[Edmonton Oilers]

Dec 18, 2020 12:35:33 GMT -5 Toronto Maple Leafs said:

hey man, you got fucking Jagr, he got Niedermayer and I got Darcy Tucker. We all scooped that trade.

My defence is Greg De Vries. Your babble is invalid.

[Winnipeg Jets]

Dec 18, 2020 12:36:18 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

Dec 18, 2020 12:35:33 GMT -5 Toronto Maple Leafs said:

hey man, you got fucking Jagr, he got Niedermayer and I got Darcy Tucker. We all scooped that trade.

My defence is Greg De Vries. Your babble is invalid.

So what you are saying is you wanted.... De Fries with that Greg?

Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha

I need more coffee.

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

FINALIZED
PROCESSED

[Edmonton Oilers]

Dec 18, 2020 12:55:54 GMT -5 Toronto Maple Leafs said:

FINALIZED
PROCESSED

This is it. This is the precise moment I was penetrated in a state of mind I should have been deemed unfit to give consent. This is the rape guys. This, right here.

[XX - Former Rangers - XX]

Dec 18, 2020 13:00:21 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

Dec 18, 2020 12:55:54 GMT -5 Toronto Maple Leafs said:

FINALIZED
PROCESSED

This is it. This is the precise moment I was penetrated in a state of mind I should have been deemed unfit to give consent. This is the rape guys. This, right here.

I’ll be interested in watching this so called “re-tool” happen

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

Dec 18, 2020 22:56:18 GMT -5 XX - Former Rangers - XX said:

Dec 18, 2020 13:00:21 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

This is it. This is the precise moment I was penetrated in a state of mind I should have been deemed unfit to give consent. This is the rape guys. This, right here.

I’ll be interested in watching this so called “re-tool” happen

Burn