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Post by xx - Former Capitals on Sept 7, 2022 11:54:02 GMT -5
James Neal - Erik Cole - Brian Rolston Andrew Ladd - Jason Blake - Cam Atkinson RJ Umberger - Lee Stempniak - Drew Stafford Chris Higgins - Jeff Halpern - Trevor Lewis Alexander Edler - Jamie McBain Carlo Colaiacovo - Ken Klee Paul Martin - Andrew Hutchinson Ben Bishop Cory Schneider You don't have Ken Klee. Zach Redmond took his spot. What happened to Ken?! |
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Post by Toronto Maple Leafs on Sept 7, 2022 12:58:28 GMT -5
You don't have Ken Klee. Zach Redmond took his spot. What happened to Ken?! Ken was escorted on a walk from Harry Sindeny. Ken: "Harry, baby, where you taking me?" Harry: "Don't worry about it." Ken: "This place is dark and scary, and I don't trust anyone here." Harry: "Trust me, Kenny, trust the process." Ken: "What process?" It was then Ken was handcuffed, blindfolded and thrown into the back of a van. Harry walked off with his hands in his pockets, whistling. The van was intended to head to Washington, just as Harry intended. "A free gift," he had written on a postcard. When Harry arrived back in Los Angeles, he walked through the door, wondering if what he did was right. Wondering if he would regret the day he let Ken Klee be sent off for free in the black market to a new team. One that might want to play him. One that might appreciate his middling to borderline not good skills and abilities. "Hi Harry!" A lump shot up into Harry's throat as he recognized the voice immediately. He turned around to see him. There. Sitting on a couch in his office. Harry: "Ken. Wh-what are you doing here?" Ken: "Blew a tire. I got out and helped the boys. What would you know, we blew another tire right after that one. They got stuck. I called them a taxi because Uber doesn't exist yet. I got dropped off here. Super fun joke, I like jokes, good joke, let's have another joke again sometime." But Harry knew, deep down, the joke was on him. |
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Post by Buffalo Sabres on Sept 7, 2022 13:24:44 GMT -5
I give permission for Ken to play for WSH
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Post by Toronto Maple Leafs on Sept 7, 2022 13:28:03 GMT -5
Permission doesn't count.
Ken in the corner: "Doesn't count. What a nice couch. Good jokes everybody!"
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