S13 POWER RANKINGS

[Bob McKenzie]

What's up errrbody, Bobby Margarita here to give you the deep, cold facts. Checking out my odds to make the playoffs, what teams I think are ranked from top to bottom for depth, and whether or not I am drunk. Spoiler alert - am I!

OVERALL POWER RANKINGS

RANK	TEAM
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Now to check out who I think will make the playoffs. If you're above 50%, you're good in my books to be scheduling some post-season mischievousness. If you're under that, godspeed. If you're the Avalanche, fuck right off.

RANK	TEAM	ODDS
1		95%
2		90.15%
3		89.54%
4		86.61%
5		86.40%
6		80.79%
7		79.07%
8		77.69%
9		74.76%
10		73.38%
11		67.07%
12		59.69%
13		58.46%
14		50.92%
15		44.76%
16		43.07%
17		34.92%
18		34.30%
19		32.92%
20		22.46%
21		10.30%

Looking at team offense, I see that the Pens have easily the best depth in the league and all measures amount to them as Gods, and everyone else as near gods or peasants. I'm looking at you, Washington. Here's who I believe are the highest fire power teams this season.

RANK	TEAM	OFFENSE
1		100.00
2		99.12
3		99.00
4		98.56
5		98.44
6		98.12
7		97.56
8		97.50
9		97.37
10		96.93
11		96.12
12		96.06
13		95.12
14		94.74
15		94.56
16		93.37
17		92.74
18		92.24
19		92.18
20		90.80
21		87.73

Next up is the world of defense. The best offense is a good defense. A good defense keeps you out of prison. I rank my D like I rank my drunk factor - out of 200 baby! The Blues are nearly the kings of the defensive game, and 2 teams are at the bottom, and you can bet your bottom dollar the Avalanche are one of them. The Jets suck worse somehow. Barely, but they do.

RANK	TEAM	DEFENSE
1		183.8
2		181.6
3		179.9
4		178.8
5		175.7
6		162.6
7		161.5
8		158.4
9		156.6
10		156
11		155.7
12		154.9
13		153.7
14		152
15		151.7
16		150.2
17		149.3
18		148.8
19		148.8
20		145
21		144.8

Based on all the above info, you can either be a gud pro team, or you can be Colorado. The choice is yours to make!

[Colorado Avalanche]

Lmao trying to trash talk Colorado before we have have another playoff season.

[Ottawa Senators]

Minnesota Wild

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

this made me spit out my oreo

[Detroit Red Wings]

Pretending that we aren't the worst team in the league is stupid, and only going to upset our fan more when we are last.

[xx - workman88]

Lol 17th come on bob!!!