Sorry We Kicked Your Ass

[Detroit Red Wings]

Detroit Red Wings are proud to say we have avoided fighting throughout the season so far, but know that it is hockey, and fighting does happen. With that being said we would like to issue a formal apology to the following players, for kicking their ass during the season:

Dale Hunter of the Washington Capitals (now the Devils). Steve Yzerman is sorry for beating your ass.
Donald Audette of the Buffalo Sabres. Steve Smith is sorry for beating your ass.
Mikko Makela of the Buffalo Sabres. Jeff Beukeboom is sorry for beating your ass.

Although we do not condone fighting, we will beat your ass. So don't fight us.

[XX - Kruze - XX]

Wow... What shitty fights, although it's hilarious that Steve kicked Dale's ass.

Now, if your alleged pussy... er... badass, Bob Probert ever wants to throw down... He knows we're to find me.



Sincerely,
Stu 'The Grim Reaper' Grimson

[Detroit Red Wings]

Dec 21, 2019 23:21:54 GMT -5 XX - Kruze - XX said:

Wow... What shitty fights, although it's hilarious that Steve kicked Dale's ass.

Now, if your alleged pussy... er... badass, Bob Probert ever wants to throw down... He knows we're to find me.



Sincerely,
Stu 'The Grim Reaper' Grimson

Riiiiiight...

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

i enjoyed this thread more than i thought i would