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[Detroit Red Wings]

Jan 24, 2022 23:15:53 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

Jan 24, 2022 23:02:23 GMT -5 Detroit Red Wings said:

So far this trade is a massive bust, but that's been the story of my career here hahahaha

Neither of us have a Cup, so would that count as a bust?

Maybe I would have won one if I held on to all those players? Hindsight gonna hindsight

[Buffalo Sabres]

wait that pick has ovechkin protection. Sounds like a durable condom

[Edmonton Oilers]

Jan 25, 2022 8:46:49 GMT -5 Buffalo Sabres said:

wait that pick has ovechkin protection. Sounds like a durable condom

Not gonna lie. I definitely put a few mins of thought into what I wanted to call that.

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

Jan 25, 2022 14:22:36 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

Jan 25, 2022 8:46:49 GMT -5 Buffalo Sabres said:

wait that pick has ovechkin protection. Sounds like a durable condom

Not gonna lie. I definitely put a few mins of thought into what I wanted to call that.

A name, I can't come up with, but I can do the script for the commercial:

"Put it Ovi the tip of your stick. With protection like this, you'll be fine going to the box for 10 minutes for gross misconduct."

"Use this and you'll get 2 minutes for hooking up."

"Wear this and you can score like the Great 8, without worrying that she'll be late."

[Detroit Red Wings]

I hate it when funny jokes are at my expense! Stop making me laugh!

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

I got one for your Malkin too.

Malkin's Merkin. Wear this to hide the shadows like Evgeni!

[Edmonton Oilers]

Jan 25, 2022 14:51:26 GMT -5 Toronto Maple Leafs said:

I got one for your Malkin too.

Malkin's Merkin. Wear this to hide the shadows like Evgeni!

"every single person on the planet has way too much time on their hands these days."
- A wise man, a few hours ago in a Skype conversation.

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

I regret nothing.