CGY - EDM - NYI - The Biggest Clusterfuck Trade of the 90s

[xx - Former Calgary Flames]

TO:

Valeri Kamensky F 86 8 YR
Tony Granato 86 F 7 YR
Darryl Sydor D 85 16 YR
Tim Cheveldae G 84 4 YR
Jimmy Carson 83 F 2 YR
Sebastien Bordeleau 79 F 8 YR
2nd 1995  (Jan Hlavac 81 F 13 YR)
2nd 1995 (Danny Markov 80 D 12 YR)
1st 1996 (Top 3 Protected, becomes 2nd 1996 ) (Ruslan Salei 81 D 15 YR)

TO:

Ed Jovanovski 87 D 19 YR
Valeri Bure F 85 10 YR
Brad McCrimmon 80 D 2 YR

TO:

Bryan Berard D 87 13 YR
Jim Carey 83 G 5 YR
Curtis Leschyshyn D 81 10 YR
2nd 1999 (Andrew Hutchinson 80 D 12 YR)

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TEAM BY TEAM BREAKDOWN

Trades:

Bryan Berard D 87 13 YR
Ed Jovanovski 87* D 19 YR
Valeri Bure F 85 10 YR
Jim Carey 83 G 5 YR
Brad McCrimmon 80 D 2 YR

Acquires:

Valeri Kamensky F 86 8 YR
Tony Granato 86 F 7 YR
Darryl Sydor D 85 16 YR
Tim Cheveldae G 84 4 YR
Jimmy Carson 83 F 2 YR
Sebastien Bordeleau 79 F 8 YR
2nd 1995
2nd 1995
1st 1996 (Top 3 Protected, becomes 2nd 1996 )

Trades:

Valeri Kamensky F 86 8 YR
Darryl Sydor D 85 16 YR
Tim Cheveldae G 84 4 YR
Curtis Leschyshyn D 81 10 YR
Sebastien Bordeleau 79 F 8 YR
1999 2nd Round Pick (EDM)

Acquires:

Ed Jovanovski 87 D 19 YR
Valeri Bure F 85 10 YR
Brad McCrimmon 80 D 2 YR

Trades:

Tony Granato 86 F 7 YR
Jimmy Carson 83 F 2 YR
2nd 1995
2nd 1995
1st 1996 (Top 3 Protected, becomes 2nd 1996 )

Acquires:

Bryan Berard D 87 13 YR
Jim Carey 83 G 5 YR
Curtis Leschyshyn D 81 10 YR
2nd 1999 (Andrew Hutchinson 80 D 12 YR)


Y'all can't wait until I can actually get home and properly structure this deal properly, huh?

Calgary Accepts. I'm too tired to explain how the trade works. Edmonton Oilers , please explain for me.

[Edmonton Oilers]

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

I edited the format a bit.

[xx - Donald J. Trump]

New York Islanders accept the terms of this trade.

[Deleted]

I thought we had these rules about managing two teams, I got blocked from doing this earlier. So for me this is obviously rejected BIG TIME. If I wasn't blocked earlier Jovo wouldn't even be around for this to happen

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

Jul 4, 2020 20:00:32 GMT -5 XX - Former Devils - XX said:

I thought we had these rules about managing two teams, I got blocked from doing this earlier. So for me this is obviously rejected BIG TIME. If I wasn't blocked earlier Jovo wouldn't even be around for this to happen

Incorrect, you can make a trade to your secondary team if there is a third team participating in the deal. You tried doing a direct 1 to 1 trade.

[Deleted]

unfortunatly I couldn't find some asshole to fill it in for you. Would have been nice to be filled in on that part this is a F-CKING JOKE

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

Jul 4, 2020 20:03:36 GMT -5 XX - Former Devils - XX said:

unfortunatly I couldn't find some asshole to fill it in for you. Would have been nice to be filled in on that part this is a F-CKING JOKE

How is this a joke? Islanders are the secondary team in this situation and walk away with an incredible return for aging, retiring peeps.

If you look at the team by team breakdown, this is a solid trade all the way around, it's just big and looks messy, but fine tooth combing through it and it's solid.

I also liked your Devils/Hawks trade, but it needed a third team to be completed. That is all.

This has been going on here for forever.

[Deleted]

This is the worst trade I have ever seen, Calgary is getting robbed on this horribly. The 3 best players in this deal are the 3 players that Calgary is giving up. 

[San Jose Sharks]

I feel like if it's fair you should be allowed go trade 1for1 especially if no other teams inquire about a player being moved?

[Winnipeg Jets]

Jul 4, 2020 20:07:02 GMT -5 XX - Former Devils - XX said:

This is the worst trade I have ever seen, Calgary is getting robbed on this horribly

are they? They get a ton of depth with similar overalls as what they gave up and roll the dice on getting a 4th or 5th overall pick (lots of luck needed there but not impossible). Yeah they lose the 2 biggest names but get back a nice return.

Islanders get a sweet player for veterans and if they finish bottom 3 (or make the playoffs) they crush this deal. 

Edmonton breaks even. 

I like it for each team, it is well thought out (if not completely cluttered). I'm not sure who is the 3rd team (probably Edmonton lol) but they all do well and anyone who joins would be getting a nice team IMO 

[Deleted]

Jul 4, 2020 20:06:37 GMT -5 Toronto Maple Leafs said:

Jul 4, 2020 20:03:36 GMT -5 XX - Former Devils - XX said:

unfortunatly I couldn't find some asshole to fill it in for you. Would have been nice to be filled in on that part this is a F-CKING JOKE

How is this a joke? Islanders are the secondary team in this situation and walk away with an incredible return for aging, retiring peeps.

If you look at the team by team breakdown, this is a solid trade all the way around, it's just big and looks messy, but fine tooth combing through it and it's solid.

I also liked your Devils/Hawks trade, but it needed a third team to be completed. That is all.

This has been going on here for forever.

I guess I should have paid more attention to the back door deals going on here. Most of the deals are crap here

[Winnipeg Jets]

Jul 4, 2020 20:13:18 GMT -5 San Jose Sharks said:

I feel like if it's fair you should be allowed go trade 1for1 especially if no other teams inquire about a player being moved?

I don't mind that rule but it doesn't effect me so I wont make a big deal out of it. 

I will say that anyone that wants to do a 3-way I am available. 


DEVILS 3-WAY. XXX

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

Jul 4, 2020 20:13:18 GMT -5 San Jose Sharks said:

I feel like if it's fair you should be allowed go trade 1for1 especially if no other teams inquire about a player being moved?

Will never happen.

[Deleted]

Jul 4, 2020 20:16:17 GMT -5 Toronto Maple Leafs said:

Jul 4, 2020 20:13:18 GMT -5 San Jose Sharks said:

I feel like if it's fair you should be allowed go trade 1for1 especially if no other teams inquire about a player being moved?

Will never happen.

Yes leave it this way and they can get in on back door deals themselves