Wings - Devils

[Buffalo Sabres]

May 8, 2020 9:32:32 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

May 8, 2020 9:29:21 GMT -5 Buffalo Sabres said:

why are you such a prick

I haven't gone to bed, so I am hyperactive and my judgement is heavily flawed. Sleep deprivation is like drugs, but free'er.

sounds like ED

[Edmonton Oilers]

May 8, 2020 9:33:39 GMT -5 Buffalo Sabres said:

May 8, 2020 9:32:32 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

I haven't gone to bed, so I am hyperactive and my judgement is heavily flawed. Sleep deprivation is like drugs, but free'er.

sounds like ED

Nah, I have pictures of donkeys wearing shorts. I'm good on that front.

[Buffalo Sabres]

May 8, 2020 9:39:54 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

May 8, 2020 9:33:39 GMT -5 Buffalo Sabres said:

sounds like ED

Nah, I have pictures of donkeys wearing shorts. I'm good on that front.

If my girl sends you another picture, I'm quitting this league

[Edmonton Oilers]

May 8, 2020 9:42:08 GMT -5 Buffalo Sabres said:

May 8, 2020 9:39:54 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

Nah, I have pictures of donkeys wearing shorts. I'm good on that front.

If my girl sends you another picture, I'm quitting this league

That jackass said she was single. I'm sorry, bro. I'll delete the pictures, remove her from my contacts, unfap and it will all be better in the morning.

[Colorado Avalanche]

How exactly does one unfap?

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

May 8, 2020 9:54:37 GMT -5 Colorado Avalanche said:

How exactly does one unfap?

You get really, really excited, and then you put on A Star is Born.

[Edmonton Oilers]

May 8, 2020 9:54:37 GMT -5 Colorado Avalanche said:

How exactly does one unfap?

I would say use your imagination, but please, for the love of fuck, don't imagine me unfapping. Imagine different things. Like your parents in bleach-face.

[Colorado Avalanche]

May 8, 2020 9:56:17 GMT -5 Toronto Maple Leafs said:

May 8, 2020 9:54:37 GMT -5 Colorado Avalanche said:

How exactly does one unfap?

You get really, really excited, and then you put on A Star is Born.

Hey that was a good movie and Lady Gaga was HOT in that

[Colorado Avalanche]

May 8, 2020 9:56:36 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

May 8, 2020 9:54:37 GMT -5 Colorado Avalanche said:

How exactly does one unfap?

I would say use your imagination, but please, for the love of fuck, don't imagine me unfapping. Imagine different things. Like your parents in bleach-face.

Too late...

[Edmonton Oilers]

May 8, 2020 9:58:01 GMT -5 Colorado Avalanche said:

May 8, 2020 9:56:36 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

I would say use your imagination, but please, for the love of fuck, don't imagine me unfapping. Imagine different things. Like your parents in bleach-face.

Too late...

Don't make me disunfap to thoughts of your bleach-faced parents! I AM WILLING TO TAKE THIS WAY TOO FAR!!!

[Colorado Avalanche]

May 8, 2020 9:59:21 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

May 8, 2020 9:58:01 GMT -5 Colorado Avalanche said:

Too late...

Don't make me disunfap to thoughts of your bleach-faced parents! I AM WILLING TO TAKE THIS WAY TOO FAR!!!

How exactly does one disunfap?

[Buffalo Sabres]

May 8, 2020 10:01:09 GMT -5 Colorado Avalanche said:

May 8, 2020 9:59:21 GMT -5 Edmonton Oilers said:

Don't make me disunfap to thoughts of your bleach-faced parents! I AM WILLING TO TAKE THIS WAY TOO FAR!!!

How exactly does one disunfap?

when your mommy and me love eachother very much, sometimes we do things as adults that kids don't understand

[Toronto Maple Leafs]

DONE